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Sea Bass Tajine

  • 2 red pepper, cut into chunks
  • 1 tablespoon EVOO
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 2 medium zucchini, cut into chunks
  • 2 cups cherry tomatoes, cut in half
  • 1 tsp each, cumin, coriander, paprika
  • 1/2 cup red wine
  • 1 splash of fish sauce
  • 1 pound Sea Bass
Sautee the peppers in oil until browned. Stir in red wine, fish sauce, garlic and spices. Add Sea Bass, zucchini and tomatoes. Cook until zucchini is soft, stirring occasionally.

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⇨ This is my sales pitch and it's pretty simple. If you're a small business or an individual who needs a Wordpress web site it shouldn't cost a lot of money. My rates are usually between $300 for a small site and $3000 for something elaborate and I always charge a fixed fee. Paying someone an hourly rate is a terrible idea, unless it's for simple edits to an existing site.

⇨ Websites also have recurring monthly or yearly fees but those shouldn't be more than five or six hundred bucks a year for a business or about half that for an individual.

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